Biscuit ([info]baloonworld) wrote,
@ 2008-02-16 16:03:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
The tin can
I was walking through Paisly, which was aweful as usual, but this time I had a friend. There was an Irn-Bru can which kept pace with me for most of the length of the high street, like the American Beauty plastic bag's rattly Scottish cousin. I was not entirly convinced that the slope of the high street was enough to account for the can's motion, or excessive rattlyness. I have thus developed a `tiny gnome in steel boots' theory in order to account for both.

ALSO
Today I went for a run and the weather was surprisingly nice, despite taking place in the Paisley area. Then I went back to the lab to make more 'corrections' to my transfer report.


(Post a new comment)


[info]elmyra
2008-02-16 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Go read Perdita the Cat's LJ. I think you'll like the last post. :-)

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]baloonworld
2008-02-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Nice cheetahs can have gazelles. Perdita agrees with me, so I'm right :)

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]yamamaya
2008-02-21 12:34 pm UTC (link)
"Feral midget in a can. Now they can be outside whilst staying inside (rudimentary shelter included)."

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]baloonworld
2008-02-21 01:52 pm UTC (link)
Hooray! You are still alive!
I tempted you out with tales of feral midgets.
Success!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]yamamaya
2008-02-21 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Alive is a loose term when applied to someone who has lived inside of the Trowbridge event horison as long as I have.

It's like a black hole, but with chavs instead of light, where string theory could be used to describe the motion of all the hoop earings.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]baloonworld
2008-02-21 04:06 pm UTC (link)
FACT:Trowbridge is a form of matter so grim that nothing, not even chavs can escape from its evnet horizon.

FACT:At the center of every Trowbridge there is a singularity, a point where time and space, matter and time break down.

I hope Trowbridge Facts replace Chuck Norris or even Ninja Facts.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


Create an Account
Forgot your login?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…